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A very honest CV

2017.02.03

A very honest CV

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My very academic CV

My very average CV (in Hungarian only)

Introduction

My name is Szilvia Magyar (Börte). Well, my parents were not too creative (I have to add they were expecting a boy, so they had no girl names on stock when I was coming). So, the first one means 'forest', the second also means my nationality 'Hungarian' (what a privilege! like somebody in England was called Johnny English!), in the brackets there is my family, ice hockey team and JH Forum nickname [börte], originally given by my uncle. Well, at least one creative family member, right? It also means something but I won't explain now. :)

 

I was born in the year of the disasters (eg. José María López, Augusto Farfus, Félix Porteiro, Sergio Hernandez and Bruno Senna) and on the very same day as Enzo Ferrari.

 

I have no husband or children. It's my business why.

 

I have several health problems. I was born with them and I can handle them, don't worry. The only one you need to know: I have Asperger. I'm very close to NT people, but still: I'm an Aspi. I can handle it, too.

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Experience

I have been working with dogs, ice hockey players, racing drivers and language students in my entire life.

I love dogs! Dogs are amazing creatures! I wanted to work with guide dogs or helper dogs for disable people. Well, I got another job to do at that time, but I'm still open. I could work with dogs again and I could help disabled people – I'm happy to do both.

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Besides being the manager of the university ice hockey team I also played as a goalkeeper. Against boys. With number 17! Also worked as journalist at a small, printed ice hockey journal.

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I'm writing books (novels, short stories, reports and documentary books, scientific, academic works), also about racing. To be totally honest I haven't done anything else in my entire adult life, than translating / writing racing articles to F1 or later touring car websites / magazines / books. It was my chosen job, my dream, my love. Otherwise how would you do the same job for 16 years? In the last 5 years or so I also took the photos to my articles / books. Never nobody had a complaint...

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OK, my adult style, academic, paid work was language teaching, translating and doing linguistic research about second language acquisition. I wrote a soon-should-be-defended PhD thesis about it (it's ready, just should be defended sometime during the spring). I'm quite an expert in linguistics, I think. Even I developed an award winning language teaching and developing game.

 

What kind of job am I looking for?

Any. I'm not choosy, you know. I don’t particularly need an academic job.  I did so many type of jobs. I was a courier, a dog trainer, a language teacher, a translator, a swabber, a researcher, a manager (for racing drivers and teams), a web designer, a designer, and many more. And I'm basically a journalist. I do what I'm paid for. On the other hand: I don't mind if I love the job.

 

What I CAN do:

I CAN write. Articles, novels, report books, anything. In Hungarian and in English. Well, my English should be checked, because I'm not native, but basically it's usually correct. Sometimes people call / write me saying: "I love this or that you wrote." – it's such a warm feeling.

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I CAN draw. I was one of the most talented little people in our school, and my design teacher supposed I'd have a great career. She was wrong, but I'm fine. I know that I can do it. :)

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I CAN translate. Mostly between Hungarian and English (back and forth, but I prefer to my native language, of course), but I do that between Hungarian and Finnish and Hungarian and Italian as well. If needed.

I CAN do some web design, some design, and I can use some very opportunistic computer programs you never would imagine about an average girl (like Flash, SAP, etc). But I have limited skills in these.

I CAN teach languages. Usually I teach Hungarian for foreigners, or Finnish.

I speak Hungarian, English, Finnish, Italian and I understand a bit of Spanish. Different levels, and depends on when I used them for the last time, but more or less I can manage it.

I have a special talent for organizing things. On the other hand other people and circumstances have another special skill to try to destroy anything that I organized already, but usually things work out.

I CAN skate – maybe possibly the less used skill of mine in the last time.

 

What I CAN'T:

 

I can't drive a race car, I can't swim, ski and climb mountains. Or who knows? Most of them I never did before.

I don't speak Scandinavian languages! I have a very serious 3 sentences + 5 words Swedish knowledge, because I've studied (and forgotten) Swedish for 5 months, but that's all. Finnish is strictly NOT a Scandinavian language!! It's a Fenno-Ugric language. They are not even faaaar relatives!

I don't speak French and German (Merci, bitte, danke, and that's all.). I won't even try to learn them besides the languages I'm dealing with almost every day.

I can't hang on the phone and try to sell stuff to people, not even guide them how to fix their computer. I can't make phone calls. I have Asperger. Talking on the phone is a nightmare for me. I can do it with friends, or call the doctor, the vet or the library. Or if a customer calls me I can give info. I'm even kind and helpful. But believe me, you don't want me to sell anything.

I can't translate 16 hours in a day. Nevermind the language! I did it already. I translated 16-18 hours / day for a Formula 1 and motorsport website. I could bear it for 2 months. Actually they paid 4 hours / day. I quitted.

I can't work in front of cameras. Remember, I have Asperger. If I can't keep eye contact with one human being for longer than 20 secs, how would I keep eye contact with thousands of people? Anyway, believe me: I'm not a decorative person for TV. I leave this job for more beautiful girls.

Politics. I know that politics exist. I know that it's necessary for keep going everyday life in the world. I respect if you have political interests, in exchange please respect that I don't have any. I never had! I'm on nobody's side. Life is not a war. Not even is the sport! That's all.

Money. Money and politics go together. Well, maybe because I never had any political interests I never had money. I come from a poor family. If you would like to call me to sell me a position like "pay x € and if you are lucky and good soon you will be rich", please, save a lot of time for you and me, and don't call me. Pointless.

How can you reach me?

E-mail: autourheilu [at] gmail.com

Phone: +36 70 371 6567

LinkedIn: www.linkedin.com/in/szilvia-magyar-6740a1b1

Websites: http://10yearsofwtccbook.eu/. http://motorzaj.hu/ http://closedwheelracing.co.uk/